"MasterCard for Men" joke

You've all seen the sentimental MasterCard commercials. Well, finally there is a MasterCard commercial targeted just for men:
(No offense ladies - just enjoy it for what it's worth)
Cover charge:
$15.00
Round of drinks:
23.00
Table dance:
$30.00
Another round of drinks:
$23.00
Couch dance and tips:
$50.00
A round of shots:
$34.00
Private dance in your hotel room:
$300.00
Send her on her way and never have to hear her complain:
"PRICELESS!"
There are some things that money can't buy.
For everything else, there's MasterCard.