"Maybe Beer Isn't Better Than Women After All" joke

Sometime ago there was a list of reasons why beer is better than women;
the women responded with their reasons why cucumbers are better than
men. Here's an attempt at making peace..
9 Reasons Why Beer May Not Be As Great As Women.
A beer bottle doesn't look any better with its labels off.
Peeling off beer labels isn't as much fun.
You can suck a beer at only one spot.
Enjoying a beer involves a positive calorie intake.
The bottom of a beer can isn't very interesting.
You can't eat a beer.
You can't buy a beer at 9AM on Sunday.
There's a law about driving after having too many beers
You have to be over 21 to enjoy a beer.
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