"Meaningful signs" joke

* In the vestry of a New England church: Will the last person to leave please see that the perpetual light is extinguished. * In a Pennsylvania cemetery: Persons are prohibited from picking flowers from any but their own graves. * On a roller coaster: Watch your head. * In a dentist office: Be true to your teeth or they will be false to you. * This was seen on a car being towed by a large motor home: I go where I’m towed to. * On a restaurant: Try our fish just for the halibut. * Church sign: To remove worry wrinkles, get your faith lifted.

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