"Merry christmas" joke

He laid her on the table, so white so clean so bare,
His forehead wet with beads of sweat,
He rubbed her here and rubbed her there,
He touched her neck and then felt her breast, then drooling felt her thigh,
The slit was wet and all was set and he gave a joyous cry.
He rubbed his hands and stretched his arms...
And then he stuffed the turkey.
May i be the first to wish your dirty mind,
A very merry christmas

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