"Mickey's Divorce" joke
Mickey Mouse was in the middle of a divorce from Minnie.
The judge said to him, "Let me get this straight, Mr. Mouse. You want to divorce your wife because she is a little crazy?"
In that familiar falsetto, Mickey replied, "I didn't say she was crazy. I said she was fucking Goofy."
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