"Middle-Aged Woman" joke

A middle-aged woman stood watching a little boy on the curb, smoking a cigarette and drinking from a bottle of Scotch. Finally, unable to bear it any longer, she stalked up to the lad and demanded, "Why aren't you in school at this time of day?"
"Hell, lady," said the boy, gulping again from the bottle, "I'm only four years old."

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