"Mighty Mouse" joke

Anand turned up one morning at the office with a big plaster cast stuck across his face.
"What happened?" asked his friend.
"I had an argument with my wife and she beat me up!" replied Anand.
"Beat you up?" his friend exclaimed in shocked tones. "What are you yaar, a man or a mouse?"
"I am a man!" asserted Anand.
"And how do you say that?" asked his friend.
"Because," Anand replied, "my wife is afraid of mice."

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