"Milk Bath" joke
A blonde heard that milk baths make you beautiful. So she left a note for her milkman to leave 15 gallons of milk.
When the milkman read the note, he felt there must be a mistake.
He thought she probably meant 1. 5 gallons, so he knocked on the door to clarify the point.
The blonde came to the door and the milkman said: "I found your note to leave 15 gallons of milk. Did you mean 15 gallons or 1. 5 gallons?"
The blonde said, "I want 15 gallons. I'm going to fill my bathtub with milk and take a milk bath."
The milkman asked, "Pasteurized?"
The blonde said, "No just up to my boobs."
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