"Milk bath" joke

This lady read in a magazine that milk baths are good for your skin. She left a note for the milkman to leave her 15 gallons of milk. The milkman thought she made a mistake. He knocked on the door and asked, "Do you really want 15 gallons of milk?" She explained that they were good for the skin and was going to take a bath in it. The milkman asks, "Do you want it pasturized?" She said, "No, just up to my neck will do!"

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