"Millionaires !" joke
After days in the wilderness Santa and Banta stumble into a bar in the wild north in J&K and ask for two beers. Unfortunately they've got no money and the barman won't give them credit. Just then a Kashmiri walks in with a terrorist's head under his arm.
The barman shakes his hand and says, "I f**king hate terrorosts. Last week the bastards burnt my barn to the ground, raped my wife and killed my children. If any man brings me the head of a terrorist, I will give him Rs 10,000".
Santa and Banta look at each other and then go off to find a terrorist. Later that day, they see one, and Banta throws a stone which hits the terrorist on the head. The terrorist falls off his bike but lands 100ft down a ravine.
Santa and Banta dash down into the ravine, where Santa starts sawing the terrorist's head off.
Suddenly Banta says, 'Santa look at this.'
Santa says, "Not now I'm busy."
Banta says, "No, look at this."
Santa says, "Shut up, I'm busy."
Banta grabs hold of him and Santa looks up and sees hundreds of terrorists standing at the top of the ravine.
'Wow!!' says Santa 'We're going to be millionaires."
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