"Minister's Touch with Screaming Kid" joke

On a crowded airliner a five-year-old boy is throwing a wild
temper tantrum. No matter what his frustrated, embarrassed
mother does to try to calm him down, the boy continues to scream
furiously and kick the seats around him.
Suddenly, from the rear of the plane, an elderly minister slowly
walks forward up the aisle. Stopping the flustered mother with
an upraised hand, the minister leans down and whispers something
into the boy's ear. Instantly, the boy calms down, gently takes
his mother's hand, and quietly fastens his seat belt.
All the other passengers burst into spontaneous applause. As the
minister slowly makes his way back to his seat, one of the
stewardess takes him by the sleeve. "Excuse me, Reverend," she
says quietly, "but what magic words did you use on that little
boy?"
The old man smiles serenely and gently says, "I told him if he
didn't cut that shit out, I'd kick his fucking ass to the moon."