"Minnesota Diary - Revised." joke

Minnesota Diary:
August 12
Moved to our new home in Minnesota. Beautiful here. The Nothern Woods are so majestic. Can hardly wait for snow. I love it here.
Oct. 14
Minnesota is the most beautiful place on earth. The leaves have turned colours-shades of red and orange. Went for a ride through the country and saw some deer. They are so graceful. .... certainly they are the most beautiful animals on earth. I really love it here.
Nov. 11
Deer season will start soon. I can't imagine anyone wanting to kill such a gorgeous creature. Hope it will snow soon. What a beautiful place.
Dec. 12
Snowed last night. Woke up to find everything blanketed with white. It looks like a postcard! We went outside and cleared the snow off the steps and shoveled the driveway. We had a snow ball fight ( I won), and when the snow plow came by we got to shove the driveway again. What a beautiful place. I love Minnesota.
Dec. 14
More snow last night. I love it. The snow plow did his trick to the driveway again. It's so great here.
Dec. 19.
More snow last night. Couldn't get out of the driveway to get to work. I am exhausted from shoveling. Fucking snow plow.
Dec. 22
More of that white shit fell last night. I have blisters on my hands from shoveling. I think the snow plow hides around the curves and waits until I'm done shoveling the driveway. Asshole.
Dec. 25
Merry Fucking Christmas! More fucking snow. If I ever get my hands on that son-of-a-bitch who drives that snow plow, I swear I'll kill the bastard. Don't know why they don't use more salt on the roads to melt the fucking ice.
Dec. 26
More white shit fell last night. Been inside for three days-except for shoveling the driveway after that snow plow goes through. Can't go anywhere, the car's stuck in a mountain of white shit. The weatherman says to expect 19" of the shit again. tonight. Do you know how many shovels of snow 10" is?
Dec. 28
The fucking weatherman was wrong. We got 34" of that white shit this time. At this rate. it won't melt before next summer. The snow plow got stuck up the road and that bastard came to the door and asked to borrow my shovel. After I told him I had broken six shovels already shoveling all the shit, he pushed me into the driveway, I broke my last shovel over his fucking head.
Jan. 4
Finally got out of the house today. Went to the store to get food and on the way back a damned deer ran in front of my car and I hit it. Did $3000 damage to the car. Those fucking beasts should be killed. Wish the hunters would had killed them all last November.
May 3.
Took the car to the garage in St. Paul downtown. Would you believe, the thing is rusting out from all that fucking salt they put all over the road?
May 10
Moved to Florida. I can't imagine why anyone in their right mind would ever live in that god forsaken state of Minnesota.