"Misalliance" joke

A lady ant proposed marriage to an elephant. "Marriage!" scoffed the tusker, "don't be silly! How can I marry you?"
The lady ant pleaded with him but to no avail. Then she asked him to bend down so that she could whisper her secret in his ear to persuade him to accept her proposal. The elephant knelt down to hear what she had to say. "The reason why I want you to marry me now is that the child I am carrying in my womb is yours."

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