"Missing Parrot" joke

There once was a lady who was very concerned about her missing parrot.
Not knowing what to do, she called 911. “You gotta help me find my parrot! ”
The operator patiently replied, “We can’t help you with that, ma’am. This number only deals with emergencies. ”
However, the lady persisted, and then the operator told her not to be concerned, that the parrot should fly back in a few days.
Then, out of desperation, the lady begged, “But you don’t understand! The only thing he says is ‘Here, kitty, kitty’!!! ”

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