"Missing Wallet" joke

Dottie had finished doing some shopping and was on her way out of the department store when she noticed a disheveled woman in a worn jacket hurrying toward her and trying to attract her attention.

Since she always has been easy prey for handout artists and drunks, she hurried on out to her car. Only after she got home did she notice her wallet was missing.

Three days later it arrived in the mail, minus a single dollar with a note that said: "I charged you a dollar for postage and snobbery."

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