"Mix Jokes" joke

Why a man is standing below a tube light with a open mouth................. Because his doctor advised him "Today `s dinner should be light"
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A man told his servant: Go and water the plants. Servant: It `s already raining.
man: So what take an Umberlla and go.
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a man found the answer to the most difficult question ever -
What will come first, Chicken or egg? O Yaar, what ever u order first will come first
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A teacher told all students in a class to write an essay on a cricket match.
All were busy writing except one Student. He wrote "DUE TO RAIN, NO MATCH!"
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A Teacher lecturing on population -
In India after every 10 sec a woman gives birth to a kid.
A Student stands up- We must find & stop her!.
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a man visits Chinese friend dying in hospital.
The Chinese friend just says "CHIN YU YAN" and dies.
the man goes 2 China 2 find meaning of friends last words. It is `U R STANDNG ON the Oxygen Tube" ---------------------------------------------------------- A man was standing in front of the mirror with his eyes closed. His wife asked, what are you doing? He Said, I am trying to see how i Look while sleeping.