"Mixed dancing" joke

A couple was taking classes before getting married and they reviewed the laws for couples. The rabbi put a lot of emphasis on staying away from mixed dancing parties. He claimed it to be a huge sin and to stay away.
A few sessions later they were learning about laws of family and sex. The groom asked, "is all types of sex permitted?" The rabbi replied some are questionable, he had to be specific. The groom asked, "Is military position o.k.?" the rabbi said, " yes perfect."
"How about woman on top?"
"Yes, fine" replied the rabbi.
In a chair?"
No problem." He answered.
Standing up?
The Rabbi got angry and said, " No way, no how...it may lead to mixed dancing!

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