"Modern Day Letter From a Girl to Her Crush" joke

Dear _______________,
I really like you. I was wondering if you would like to go out with me. Please check one of the boxes below:
___ Yes
___ No
___ No, I already have a girlfriend, sorry
___ Yes, if you don't tell my girlfriend
___ No, I am already fathering a child
___ No, I'm gay
Love,
______________

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