"Mom" joke

A state trooper stopped at a little cafe for coffee. As he was getting ready to leave a patron of the cafe yelled out, "Go out and get' em!" he said. "I suppose everyone's going to get a ticket today?"
"I don't really give out many tickets," the cop said. "Oh, come on," the man teased. "You'd give your own mother a ticket."
"No, my mother never drove a car," said the trooper. Then a grin spread over his face. "But I did catch her jaywalking once," he said, "and I issued her a warning. But that's all."

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