"Mom and Girlfriend Meet" joke

Randy excitedly called his mother and told her that he had fallen in love and was going to be married. "Just for the fun of it, Mom, I'm going to bring over three women and you try to guess which one she is."
The following day Randy brought three gorgeous women to his mother's house. They all sat down with his mother and talked for awhile, then he turned to her and said, "Ok, Mom, now guess which one I'm going to marry."
Without hesitation, his mother replied, "The one sitting in the middle."
"You're amazing, Mom. That's right. How did you know?" he asked.
"Simple," his mother replied. "I don't like her!"

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