"More Expensive Here" joke
A man from Montana was in Los Angeles on business for the first time. After checking into the hotel, he went down to the bar and ordered a scotch. The bartender gave it to him and said, "That will be nine dollars."
"Boy, everything is so expensive here in Los Angeles," the man said, as he paid the bartender.
"It can't be that much more expensive than where you live," replied the bartender.
"Yes, believe me, it is," replied the man. "Why in my hometown, you can go out drinking all night for nothing. If you feel you've had too much to drink, you can check into the finest hotel and spend the night there for nothing. Not only that, when you wake up in the morning there's a twenty dollar bill on the pillow next to you."
"I find all of that very hard to believe," said the doubting bartender. "Has that ever actually happened to you?"
"No, not exactly... but it happens to my wife all the time!" the man replied.
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