"More Your Mommas" joke

Your Momma sooo ugly, when she go to the beach the tide don't come in! Your Momma so dirty, when she stand next to a building she look like an alley! Your Momma so poor, she go to Mcdonalds to put a shake on layaway! Your Momma so dumb, she called information to ask for the number to 911! Your Momma so fat her belt size says "equator".