"More o' Yo Mamma is..." joke

Yo mama's so fat every time she had sex it was like an earthquake!

Yo momma is so nice, she'll give you the hair off her back!

Yo momma is so ugly she entered an ugly contest but the judge said "Sorry, no professionals."

Yo mama so fat she uses a VCR as a pager!

Yo momma so poor that when I stepped on a cigarette she screamed who turned off the heat.

Yo Mama so ugly that when she puts out, nobody wants in.

Yo mama is so fat that she chases the school bus yelling I want a twinky!

Yo mamma is so greasy she uses bacon for band-aids

Yo mama is so fat here waist line is the equator

Yo momma is so stupid it took her an hour to cook minute rice

Yo mamma is so poor, the best restaurant she's ever eaten at was a dumpster

Yo momma's so fat she sat on a quarter and boogers popped out of George Washington's nose

Yo mamma so fat she walked out the house in highheels and came back in flipflops