"Moses meets G-d" joke
Moses is in the desert and he sees a
burning bush.He approaches and he hears
a voice."My name is Moses, what about you? "
he sad."I AM is My name, and I am the Lord
of your forefathers!";"Nice to meet you,
I am!";"Tell Me, Moses, don't you feel
lonely in this desert?""Oh, yeah, very lonely..."
"Don't you miss your jewish brothers?
"Oh, yeah, very much...""Don't you miss
your teachers?""Oh, yes, i miss them lot"
"Don't you miss bathing in the Nile?"
"Oh, yes, is very warm in here, I miss
that cold water...""Don't you miss your
mother, Moses?" Moses starts to cry, and
he whispers through his tears:"Very much"
"WHY DON'T YOU PAY HER A VISIT?" "Oh, I can't
the faraoh wants to kill me" "He will not,
I will be with you every step" "Are you sure?"
"Sure is my middle name""Will you do that for me?" "Of course I will, Moses, as I promised"
"Thank you, Lord!"and Moses start his journey
to Egypt."Moses, wait!" "Yes, Lord?"
"Can I ask you a favour?""Anything, My Lord!"
"Well, if you go to the pallace, to
see your mother, please pay a visit to
the faraoh chamber and tell him to let my people go, will you?
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