"Mother - Daughter Bonding" joke

Women prefer the simple things in life... like men.
Boy will be boys but one day all girls will be women.
I only wanted to have a child, not marry one.
The trouble with some women is that they get all excited about nothing and then marry him.
What’s the difference between men and pigs?... Pigs don’t turn into men when they drink.
The average man is proof enough that women can take a joke.
Boys will be boys, but men are better at it.
What do you call a man who has lost 98% of his brain?... A widower.
They put one man on the moon. Why can’t they put them all there?
What’s an orgasm, Mom? I don’t know... ask your father.
If you catch a man... throw him back.
Men call us birds, is that because of all the worms we pick up?
What is the useless bit of skin on a penis?... A man