"Mother-in-Law" joke
A bloke, his wife and his mother-in-law went on a two-week holiday. After a couple of days the mother-in-law went missing. They reported it to the police, and after another couple of days the local sergeant called the bloke.
"I've got bad news for you, mate," said the cop. "I've found your mother-in-law in a creek with 12 mud crabs hanging off her!"
"That's terrible," said the bloke. "What am I gonna do?"
"Well," said the cop, "how about you take six, I'll take six and we'll set her again tonight?"
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