"Moving to Las Vegas" joke
A
man walks into his bedroom and sees his wife packing
a suitcase. He says,"What are you doing?" She
answers, "I'm moving to Las Vegas. I heard prostitutes
there get paid $400 for doing what I do for you for
free!"
Later that night on her way out the wife walks
into the bedroom and sees her husband packing his
suitcase. When she asks him where he's going, he
replies... "I'm going to Vegas too. I want
to see you live on $800 a year!"
A man walks into his bedroom and sees his wife packing a suitcase. He says, "What are you doing?"
She answers, "I'm moving to Las Vegas. I heard prostitutes there get paid $400 for doing what I do for you for free!"
Later that night on her way out the more...
A man comes home to find his wife packing her bags. "Where are you
going?" he asked.
"To Las Vegas! I found out that there are men
that will pay me $400 to do what I do for you for free!"
The man pondered that thought for a moment, and then more...