"Mr. John Hinckley" joke
Mr. John Hinckley
St. Elizabeth's Hospital
Washington D.C.
Dear John,
Hillary and I wanted to drop you a short note to tell you how pleased we
are with the great strides you are making in your recovery. In our
Country's new spirit of understanding and forgiveness we want you to know
there is a bilateral consensus of compassion and forgiveness abroad
throughout the land.
Hillary and I want you to know that no grudge is born against you for
shooting President Reagan. We, above all are aware of how the mental
stress and pain could have driven you to such an act of desperation.
Hillary and I are confident that you will soon make a complete recovery and
return to your family to join the world again as a healthy and productive
young man.
Best wishes,
Bill Clinton
P.S. Guess you heard Ken Starr is having an affair with Jodie Foster.
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