"Mr.bear and mr.rabbit" joke

mr. bear and mr. rabbit lived in the same forest but didnt like eachother. one day they found a magic lamp and the genie said you each get 3 wishes. so mr.bear says i wish i was the only male bear in the forest. granted. mr.rabbit said i wish i had a mortacylce. granted mr.bear said what kind of stupid wish is that then he said i wish i was the only male bear in the country. granted. mr.rabbit said i wish i had a helmet. granted mr.bear said that was stupid. mr.bear says i wish i was the only male bear in the world. granted. mr.rabbit said as his last wish i wish mr.bear was gay!

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