"Mrs. B & Chandrika" joke

Mrs. B went to heaven. As she stood in front of St. Peter at Pearly Gates, she saw a huge wall of clocks behind her.
She asked, "What are all those clocks?"
St. Peter answered, "Those are Lie-Clocks. Everyone on Earth has a Lie-Clock. Every time you lie the hands on your clock will move. " Oh," said Mrs. B "who's clock is that?"
That's Mother Teresa's. The hands have never moved indicating that she never told a lie.
" Who's clock is that?"
That's Abraham Lincoln's clock. The hands have only moved twice telling us that Abraham only told 2 lies in his entire life.
" Where is Chandrika's clock?" asks Mrs. B.
"Chandrika's clock is in Jesus' office. He's using it as a table fan."

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