"Mrs. Harris' third grade class was studying vocabulary..." joke
Mrs. Harris asked the class what fascinate meant. Tina raised her hand and said, "My mom and me were fascinated my the animals at the zoo."
"Well, Tina, that's good but I want fascinate."
Georgia raised her hand, "The drawings were fascinating."
Again the teacher said, "that's good but I want fascinate."
Then, she saw that Bobby had his hand up in the back of the classroom. Bobby was known around school for his naughty references, but she decided what could he get out of fascinate?
"Yes, Bobby?"
"My sister has a shirt with ten buttons."
"Okay, but..."
"I'm getting there. My sister has a shirt with ten buttons. But her tits are so big she can only fasten eight."
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