"Must be out of shape" joke

The Top Signs You`re Out of Shape
& & 1. You`ve ever torn something just trying to turn off the alarm clock.
& & 2. People at work only refer to you by saying "Hey fatso!"
& & 3. You`ve thrown your back out by carrying a bag of groceries.
& & 4. Random strangers come up, poke you in the stomach and expect you to giggle.
& & 5. Your record is 34 Pushups and you could have done more if the Ice Cream Man would have taken plastic.
& & 6. You get the Christmas gift of Jigglin` To The Oldies.
& & 7. You cramp up while watching the New York City Marathon.
& & 8. Watching Rocky 5 is your idea of a workout video.
& & 9. The sales clerk nicely but firmly pulls you away from the jeans rack and whispers "Its Sansabelt Time, Tubby"

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