"My Hands Are Freezing" joke

Two young lovers decided to spend a romantic weekend up in the mountains. As soon as they arrived, the young man headed off to chop some wood. When he returned, he said, "Honey, my hands are freezing!"
"Put them here between my legs," she replied. "That will warm them up."
After lunch, he went out to chop more wood and when he returned he groaned, "My hands are really freezing now."
"Well, honey, just put them here between my legs. That will warm them up," she said.
After dinner, he went back out to chop more wood for the night. When he returned, he said, "Man, my hands are really, really freezing!"
"Dammit," she exclaimed, "Don't your ears ever get cold?"

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