"My Neighbor and Nair" joke

My neighbor found out her dog could hardly hear so she
took it to
the Veterinarian. He found that the problem was hair in
its ears so he
cleaned both ears and the dog could hear fine.The vet then proceeded to tell the lady that if she
wanted to keep
this from reoccurring she should go to the store and
get some "Nair"
hair remover and rub it in the dog's ears once a
month.The lady goes to the drug store and gets some "Nair"
hair remover. At
the register the druggist tells her: "If you're going
to use this
under your arms don't use deodorant for a few days."The lady says: "I'm not using it under my arms."The druggist says: "If you're using it on your legs
don't shave for a
couple of days."The lady says: "I'm not using it on my legs either; if
you must know,
I'm! using it on my schnauzer."The druggist says: "Stay off your bicycle for a week."