"My Suitcase, Please." joke

As he checked out of the Hillbilly Hotel, the man suddenly realized he had forgotten his luggage. Turning to the world's slowest bellhop, he shouted, "Run up to room 843 and see if I left my suitcase there."

"Sure thing," drawled the bellhop who started moving slowly towards the elevator.

"Hurry!" the man pleaded. "My plane leaves in ten minutes."

"Whatever you say," said the bellhop, then he disappeared.

Five minutes later the clerk returned, out of breath, and empty-handed.

"Well?" said the man desperately. "Did I leave my suitcase there?"

"Yep, " replied the bellhop happily. "You left it on the bed."