"My Wife’S Expecting" joke
A young private sought permission from his Commanding Officer to leave camp the following weekend. “You see, ” he explained, “my wife’s expecting. ”
“Oh…” said the Officer, “I understand. Go ahead and tell your wife that I wish her luck. ”
The following week the same soldier was back again with the same explanation: “My wife’s expecting. ”
The Officer looked surprised. “Still expecting? ” he said, “Well, well, my boy, you must be pretty bothered. Of course you can have the week-end off. ”
When the same soldier appeared again the third week, however, the Officer lost his temper. “Don’t tell me your wife is still expecting! ” he bellowed.
“Yes sir! ” said the soldier resolutely, “She’s still expecting. ”
“What in heaven is she expecting? ” cried the Officer.
“Me. ” said the soldier simply.
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