"Nagging Wife" joke

A man left work one Friday afternoon but, being payday, rather than going home, he stayed out the entire weekend partying with the boys and spending his entire paycheck.
Finally appearing at home on Sunday night, he was confronted by a very angry wife and was barraged for nearly two hours with a tirade befitting his actions.
Eventually, his wife stopped the nagging and simply said to him, "How would you like it if you didn't see me for two or three days?"
"That would be perfectly fine with me," he replied.
Monday went by and he didn't see his wife. Tuesday and Wednesday came and went with the same results.
By Thursday, the swelling had gone down just enough to where he could see her out of the corner of his right eye.

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