"Navy Joke (off. to British)" joke

The British Navy was sailing along when the First Mate ran up to the Admiral.
He said "Sir, their are eight Spanish ships heading for us."
The Admiral told the First Mate to go get his red dress suit for him. The First Mate asked "Why?".
The Admiral said "So if I get shot, the men won't see the blood and will keep on fighting."
The First Mate ran off to get the suit but came back quickly.
"Sir, there are another eighty Spanish ships running us down from the opposite direction!"
The Admiral exclaimed, "Run and fetch me my brown pants, quickly!"

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