"Near Death Experience" joke

A middle-aged woman had a heart attack and was taken to the hospital.
While on the operating table she had a near-death experience. Seeing
God, she asked if this was it.
God replied, "No, you have another 43 years, 2 months, and 8 days to
live."
Upon recovery, the woman decided to stay in the hospital and have a
facelift, liposuction, breast augmentation, tummy tuck, etc. She even
had someone come in and change her hair color. Since she had so much
more time to live, she figured she might as well make the most of it.
She got out of the hospital after the last operation, and while
crossing the street was killed by an ambulance speeding to the
hospital. Arriving in front of God, she demanded, "I thought you said
I had another 40 years?"
God replied, "Sorry, I didn't recognize you."