"Near Death Experience" joke

The other day a blonde went horseback riding and had a near death experience. Everything was fine until the horse started to bounce out of control. She tried her best to hang on, but was thrown off. Thinking things couldn't possibly get worse, her foot caught in the stirrup and she fell head first to the ground.
Her head continued to bounce harder and harder as the horse didn't stop or slow down. Just as she was losing consciousness the Walmart Manager happened along and unplugged the ride.

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