"Nebraska Dumb Laws" joke

If a child burps during church, his parent may be arrested. It is illegal to go whale fishing. It is illegal for bar owners to sell beer unless they are simultaneously brewing a kettle of soup. It is illegal for a mother to give her daughter a perm without a state license. Lehigh: Doughnut holes may not be sold Omaha: Sneezing or burping is illegal during a church service.Waterloo: Barbers are forbidden from eating onions between 7 A.M. and 7 P.M.

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