"Never bet on a loser" joke

Never bet on a loser because you think his luck is about to change.

Never buy from a rich salesman.

Never do anything you wouldn`t be caught dead doing.

Never do card tricks for the group you play poker with.

Never eat prunes when you are famished.

Never get so busy making a living that you forget to make a life.

Never go to a doctor whose office plants have died.

Never insult an alligator until after you have crossed the river.

Never invest in anything that eats.

Never kick a man unless he`s down.