"Never lie to your mother" joke

A SRI LANKAN MOTHER comes to visit her son Sunil who lives
with a female roommate naming Sunita, for dinner. During the course of the meal, his mother could not help but notice how pretty Sunil's, roommate was. She had long been suspicious of a relationship between the two, and this had only made her more curious.

Over the course of the evening, while watching the two interact, she started to wonder if there was more between Sunil and his roommate than met the eye. Reading his mom's thoughts, Sunil volunteered, "I know what you must be thinking, but I assure you, Sunita and I are just roommates."
About a week later, Sunita came to Sunil saying, "Ever since your mother came to dinner, I've been unable to find the silver chutney jar.
You don't suppose she took it, do you?"
"Well, I doubt it, but I'll email her, just to be sure." So he
sat down and wrote:
Dear Mom,

I'm not saying that you' did' take the chutney jar from my house, I'm not saying that you' did not' take the chutney jar. But the fact remains is that it has been missing ever since you were here for dinner.
Love,
Sunil
Several days later, Sunil received an email from his Mother, which
read:
Dear Son,
I'm not saying that you' do' sleep with Sunita, and I'm not saying that you' do not' sleep with Sunita. But the fact remains is that if she was sleeping in her own bed, she would have found the chutney jar by now.

Love,

Mom.

Lesson of the day
Do not lie to Your Mother, especially when
she is a Sri Lankan one