"New AKC BREEDS" joke
The following breeds are now recognized by the AKC:Collie + Lhasa Apso-Collapso, a dog that folds up easy for transportingSpitz + Chow Chow-Spitz-Chow, a dog that throws up alotPointer + Setter-Poinsetter, a traditional Christmas petGreat Pyrenees + Dachshund-Pyradachs, a puzzling breedPekingnese + Lhasa Apso-Peekasso, an abstract dogIrish Water Spaniel + English Springer Spaniel-Irish Springer, a dog fresh and clean as a whistleLabrador Retriever + Curly Coated Retriever-Lab Coat Retriever, the choice of research scientistsNewfoundland + Basset Hound-Newfound Asset Hound, a dog for financial advisorsTerrier + Bulldog-Terribull, a dog that makes awful mistakesBloodhound + Labrador-Blabador, a dog that barks incessantlyMalamute + Pointer-Moot Point, owned by... oh, well, it doesn't matter anywayCollie + Malamute-Commute, a dog that travels to workDeerhound + Terrier-Derriere, a dog that's true to the end
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