"New Boots" joke
An elderly couple were vacationing in Texas. George had always wanted an authentic pair of cowboy boots, so when he saw some on sale one day, he bought a pair. Walking very proudly, he wore them home.
He walked into their room and said to his wife, "Notice anything different, Sarah?"
Sarah looked him over and replied, "Nope."
"Come on, Sarah," he said excitedly, "Take a good look. Notice anything different about me?"
Sarah looked him over again and replied, "Nope."
Frustrated, George stormed off into the bathroom, undressed, and walked back into the room completely naked except for his boots. Again he asked, a little louder this time, "Now, do you notice anything different?"
Sarah looked up and said, "What's different, George? It's hanging down today, it was hanging down yesterday, and it'll be hanging down again tomorrow."
Furious, George screamed, "And do you have any idea why it's hanging down, Sarah? It's hanging down because it's looking at my new boots!!"
"Should'a bought a hat, George!" Sarah replied.
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