"New Joke Submitted - No Title" joke

A Man was walking down the street, When he heard a Voice, “Don’t Take a Step Forward, B’coz a Brick is going to Fall”…
The Man Didn’t Move and the Brick Fell in Front of Him… The hr Walked Further…
Again the Voice, “Don’t Cross the Road, B’coz a Car will Hit You”… The Man Didn’t Move. A Car Screeching and almost missed him.
Now he asked, “Who Are You? ”
The Voice replied, “I’m Your Guardian Angel”.
The Man Asked, “Oh Yeah!!! If You are An Angel then, WHERE The HELL were YOU, WHEN I GOT MARRIED?.?.?. ”

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