"New Prisoner" joke

The new prisoner looked at his cellmate and saw a very old looking man who was a long time resident at the prison. Noticing the inquiring look in the new guy's eyes, the old timer said, "Just look at me. I'm old and worn out. It's hard to believe I used to live the life of Riley."
"I lived my winters on the Riviera," he continued, "had a yacht, sports cars, the most beautiful of women and always dined in the best restaurants in France."
"What happened?" asked the new guy.
"Everything was wonderful, until that darn Riley reported his credit cards missing!" the old man explained.

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