"New Tattoo" joke

A fellow went to the tattoo parlour and had the words 'yes' and 'no' tattooed on his penis.
That night, he approached his wife in their bedroom. He stripped off his pants, then his boxers and there was his aroused organ displaying his new tattoo.
Proudly, he asked his wife, "Well, honey, what do you think of my new tattoo?"
"Bad enough you already tell me how to cook, clean house and do laundry," she replied, "now you're going to put words in my mouth?!?"

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