"New Tattoo" joke

A woman goes into her gynecologist for her annual pelvic exam. When the doctor starts the exam, she says, "Hey doc, do you see my new tattoo?"
"Where is it? What is it of?" he asks as he starts looking at her arms, legs and feet.
"Down there. It's of a cute little mouse."
He continues looking, giving a thorough examination of her thighs. "I swear, I don't see it."
She continues telling him that there is a tattoo for another minute or so, until he is flustered from not finding it. Once she sees this, she says, "You sure you don't see a tattoo of a mouse down there? No big deal, my pussy must have eaten it."

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