"New bike" joke
A little boy just recieved a new bike for christmas.As he was riding down the street with much excitement a cop comes up to him on a horse.
The cop says hello, is that a new bike, yes the boy replies, did you get it from santa, yes i did,
well i am going to have to write you a ticket the cop says because you dont have a light reflector, and that is a safety hazard.The cop said so maybe next year you should ask santa for a reflector.
The boy replies thats a nice horse you have there
did you get it from santa, yes i did the cop replies, well maybe next year you should ask santa to put the dick on the bottom of the horse instead of on the top.
Give a man a fish and he will eat for a day. Teach him how to fish, and he will sit in a boat and drink beer all day.
Q: What's the difference between a pregnant woman and a lightbulb?
A: You can un-screw a lightbulb!
What is the definition of eternity?
Four blondes in four cars at a four way intersection.
Person 1: Knock, Knock
Person 2: Who's there?
Person 1: Cows go.
Person 2: Cows go who?
Person 1: No, silly! Cows go moo!